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Wish by Max

One day a frog hopped in the forest,
It never seen another beast.
A bear had ran after a rabbit,
Trying to catch it for a feast.

The frog then called to them in anguish,
And stopped the long and endless chase.
I want to grant you both three wishes,
So stop this pointless little race.

And so the bear was now thinking,
About what he should possess.
He wants the bears in this here forest,
To all be females and made the request.

The rabbit wished for a small helmet,
And then he put it on his head.
The bear screamed,
Should have asked for money instead!

But now it was his own turn
And he thought about his second choice.
He wished for only females in the next forest,
With his deep and loud roaring voice.

The rabbit made his second wish now,
Surprising the bear so much more.
He wished for a motorcycle,
Hopped on and made the engine roar.

That was a stupid waste of wishes,
The bear was thinking out loud.
Wished for all the bears in the world besides him to be female,
And now he was very proud.

The rabbit was now thinking,
But then he started to drive away,
His voice echoed in the forest,
I wish the stupid bear was gay!

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