Wicked Joke by CANDY4u

A prisoner escapes from prison where he been kept for 15 years.
As he run away, He finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple
in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, Ties him up on a chair, ties up the women to
the bed and while he gets on top of her, He kisses her neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he is there, the husband tells his wife: ''Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a women in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us.
Be strong, honey. I LOVE YOU''

To which the wife responds, '' He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he fond you very SEXY, and asked if we kept any Vaseline
in the bathroom. Be strong, Honey. I LOVE YOU TOO.


I didn't write this. I was looking in an old box of my EX Husband (as of 3/18/2005) and fond this joke.