When A Co Worker Has Toe Jam... by Doreen
When a co-worker has toe jam...
What is there left for you to say?
Do you pretend that everything is fine or
Do you constantly move out of their way?
Do you spray Lysol disenfectant spray when they come to close?
Or do you just pray they don't wear shoes with open toes?
Do you make suggestions and hint around?
Or do you wait to they are asleep and put their shoes in the lost and found?
Do you buy them socks for Christmas and their birthday and just for no reason at all?
Hoping they'll get the message and the wake up call.
Do you tell them their feet smells like stale Doritos or Funyun's,
Do you ask them if they have corns or Bunyons?
Do you look in their socks and check for rocks?
Do you stick odor eaters in their cubicle when they've gone to lunch,
Do you tell them to wear bigger shoes so their toes don't have to be in a bunch?
Do you walk them through a variety of products to help them sanitize their feet
So to speak,
Or do you just ramble on about sweat glands with tongue in cheek?
Is it okay to discuss feet with them or do you make normal conversation,
Do you stare at their feet but speak with hesitation?
Do you ask them if they have ever had Athlete's foot,
Because certainly you are wondering if that is the root,
Of their problems with their smelly feet,
You want to tell them to treat
Their dogs to some soap and water and some baby powder,
Because that would definitely stop the odor
From getting louder,
But talking to someone about the hygiene of their feet is not easy to do it's a very delicate thing,
You may be threatened with pushing up daisies
or some slow singing and flower bringing.
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