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The Things Girls Dont Want You To Do by Rhiannon R.

1. Don't fart in front of a girl, you might think that they think its cool to do it in front of them......but trust me its not.

2.Don't be mean to girls in front of your friends, that just gets them more pissed at you after your friends leave.

3.Never tell your girlfriend that they're the one for you, it just seems kinda corny.

4.Never say i love you and expect sex after.

5.Never stare at your girlfriends best friend or at any body parts. your girlfriend will think somethings up.

6.Look girls in the eyes and not the chest

7.Never order barbecue wings on the first date cause girls hate it when they have to eat messy food in front of a guy.

8.If you don't know how to dance, just don't dance. don't even try to dance cause you'll end up embarrassing yourself and your girlfriend, and everyone around you.

9.Heres a tip, cry infront of a girl. theyll feel sorry for you

10.Girls like tough guys, but that doesn't mean guys have to brag about every fight they got into.

11.Don't talk about you and your girlfriend having sex, and what she does while you are. it doesn't make them feel better about themselves. trust me

12. and last but not least, never say i love you right away to a girl. they'll think that you'd fall for anyone then.

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