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The Players by Lesley

I'm sure you can imagine
It's as simple as can be
This is rather private the players he and she
She whispers "will it hurt?"
"Of course not!" he replies
"It's a very simple process,
just lay back and close your eyes.
Calm yourself my darling
May fears unfold you sin
Open slightly wider so I can get more in."
It's getting rather painful as tears come to her eyes
It must be quite a size.
Suddenly with a jump
She gives a little shout
Now that it's all over he slowly takes it out.

Now that you have heard this poem a dentist you may find.........."it's not as you were thinking, it's just your dirty mind.

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