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The Ouija Board by Emma Pitonyak

When I see this object
I don't see a board
I see something that i need

Making up questions as I go
Seeing the planchette move to the letters
Spelling something out that makes me better
Or something i just didn't want to know

Asking it questions like when I will die
If this person loves me
I'm never satisfied
I just need to keep asking
Again and again a new question

Now that I try again to ask
It does not answer
Finally I ask why it is not talking
It replies with a simple
"YOU ARE ANNOYING"



comment/rate this please. true story to. I kept on asking my Ouija board questions and it just stopped talking to me or made the planchette run off the board lol.

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