The Man And The Twins (plz Read) by Melanie

There was a man who had twins and one of them couldn't talk.

The man took the baby out of town so he could get operated.

In the airplane an old woman took the baby by the cheeks and started hugging him until the baby said: " Leave me alone you stupid granny!!"

The man was impressed and took the phone to call his wife
"Alicia! The baby spoke!!! Its a miracle!!!"

His wife said: "You took the other kid you fool!"



(Maybe you guys wont like it but I read it and thought it was funny!! plz rate and comment!!)