State Trooper(Get Out Of A Ticket*new*) by Tiffany

LADY: Hi officer, was i speeding?
STATE TROOPER: Yes Maam, you were going 75 in a 60. License and registration please.

LADY: Sure but when you hand me my ticket go ahead and hand me two tickets to the State Troopers ball.
STATE TROOPER: Maam, State Troopers don't have balls!....

State Trooper smiles and closes his ticket book

STATE TROOPER: Have a nice day
Maam.

**This really happened! A neighbors best friend tried this one. She was pulled over for going 75 in a 60 and got away with it!**