Short Forms In Singapore by DSJJ

Please do not use short forms
in your writing in Singapore.
they can be dangerous.

For instance PUB in Singapore, people will think that it is
Public Utilities Board
but I think it is pay until you get broke
another is that you spell I cup and what do you get?? I see you pee....
I heard from my friend saying that
HDB is housing development board but i thought it is
highly dangerous building
another is Sentosa which is
spend so much but nothing to see actually
actually, it is just an island's name in singapore
the last one is more gross- spell unisex what do you get???
plz don't tell me coz i don't wanna hear it