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SCHOOL FUNNY POEM! by Kerry

One day Charlotte was in a lesson when she fell asleep.
The teacher who hadn't noticed was asking the children sets of questions about religion.
Sat behind Charlotte was John and he was holding a long stick.
The teacher asked the children why everyone on Earth should behave and follow the ten commandments.
John reached out and poked Charlotte with the stick, she quickly jumped and said "For God's sake" the teacher was pleased she got it right.
The teacher then asked "Which biblical character was crucified?"
John poked Charlotte with the stick and she jumped and said "JESUS CHRIST!!"
The teacher was overwhelmed with how well Charlotte was doing and praised her again.
The teacher then asked the class what Mary said to Joseph after Jesus was born.
Again John poked Charlotte with the stick. This time Charlotte jumped up and said
"If you poke me with that one more time I'll break it in half!!!"

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