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Real Quotes by ItGirl

These are all real quotes people have said:

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel

"Does the album have any songs you like that aren't on it?
- Harry News, music reviewer

"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad."
- Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player

"The largest crowd ever in the state of Las Vegas."
- Mark Jones, TV Broadcaster

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon, former U.S. President

"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl

"Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk"
-Stephen King

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
- Bob Hope

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