Randy And The Jets by Lola Granny

Once there was a man called Randy
who thought he was quite fancy and
like to do his prancy just to do his
touchdown dancy to earn his pay
with some fancy and move to
new york but that wasn't so fancy
then talked to the jets and that
wasn't so fancy so he danced around
the nfl quite antsy just so he could
find a team to do his touchdown
dancy