Poem About Men by *Chelsey-Lynn*
I Observed my dad for a few weeks and just jotted down some things I noticed..lol./its kinda cute!
Men crack me up
I’ve grew up with three in my home
Friends cried over lost boyfriends
I feel I’m better off alone
I think it’s so funny
How they have a problem asking for directions
They blame the other driver if they get in an accident
They don’t care about their “beer belly� complexion
If they stub there toe on a table
They’re so quickly to say it didn’t hurt
If you tell them something’s broken
They’ll break it double time to make it work
They say their not even sleepy
When they know they are from a hard day
If a buddy says something emotional
Their so quickly to assume he’s gay
They have a huge ego
They never want you to see them cry
Always fond of what they do
Always feel guilty after a lie
When you tickle them gently
They do it back so rough
When they see a friend is more muscular
They lift more weights then them to look buff
If you watch or do something spooky
They always say they aren’t scared
Always up for a challenge
Do anything their dared
They always do things the hard way
When they can be done a whole lot quicker
To get out of eating their wife’s nasty roast
They say they feel sicker
They have a hard time apologizing
Their way of saying sorry is buying flowers
They’ll do anything to wear the pants in the family
They’ll do anything to stay in power
A man thinks he’s the king,
The king is the ruler of the land
A ruler is twelve inches
Only twelve inches make you a man?
I saw that last part on a tv show but thought I would add it in there..hope you enjoyed!
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