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Playing Outside by Heather

I was playing outside in the cold
When I saw something shining like gold
I went to see what it could be
It looked liked someone had took a pee

I was disgusted and grossed out
That is when I heard little Johnny shout
I looked at him with my evil eyes
And he said how did you like that little surprise

I decided to fight fire with fire
That is when I broke out my inner liar
I told little Johnny there was a picece of gold on the back of the pole
And you have to lick the pole to see the gold

Little Johnny did as he was told
And went to lick the silver pole
Mommy Mommy come and help
I told little Johnny no one can hear your yelp

He said you stuid little girl
And your stupid little curls
I replyed to him nice and bold
And said " At least my tongue isn't stuck to a pole"

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