My Stupid Cat by Kristina

Laura is a stupid cat
She is a spoiled little brat
She chases Pepper across the floor
And rams her head into all the doors

Everybody loves her
Just because she's cute and small
And you can always hear her purr
Until she hits the wall

She is a little tortoise shell
When she climbs the curtains then mom will yell
she doesn't pay attention to where she is going
I'm surprised her brain's not exploding

She slides across the floor
And hits the door
I'm surprised she's not dead
From all the times she hit her head

When she slides she looks like she's skating
And her head looks like it's inflating
Her huge head stops all her falls
But doesn't put dents in the walls

I still like little Laura
Her head's as big as a fedora
She is such a funny cat
And she's a cutie, no doubt about that!

*I wrote this poem when I was really little so if it seems weird...its not my fault! lol*