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Men And Cats by ~abnormal~

I have thought of something and it is weird and funny.

*Men are like cats.

1.)you give them a massage, they do not return the favor
2.)you give them food everyday that u bought, but they never give you food back for it.
3.)you groom their hair, but they never think about touching yours.
4.)when they want something, they will cuddle up to you.
5.)they both do not do chores
6.)they sleep all day and party all night (cats do so by playing with cat nip).
7.)you spend tons of money on them, but they NEVER give any of the cash back(cats with all their food, cat litter, and cat toys).
8.)they both purr when you play with them.
9.)you can NEVER train either of them.

I think that is pretty much it. Probably more but I cant think of any right now.
~~~~~smile~~~~~

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