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M & M's by 1pimpette

*This isn't really a poem, but I thought that it was funny so please quote thanks*lol*

Around Halloween there was two black kids
A brother and a sister
Their mom told them to go in their room and think of what they wanted to be for Halloween
So they went in to their room and thought
Then they said we want to be Jack and Jill
Their mom said that is a good idea
But they are white and you are not
So they went back in their room
Then they said we want to be Hansel and Gretel
Their mom said that is a good idea
But they are white and you are not
So she told them to go back into there room and think harder
Then they came back out and butt-naked and the little boy said
We want to be M & M's she's plain and I'm the one with the nuts

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