Little Johny Very Funny by Justin

Little Johny's school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a guess Whats Behind My Back game. She goes to her desk and picks up a item. She says, OK class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINNY. Little Johny replies I know teacher its an apple, The teacher replies, no little Johny, But I like the way you think. So the teacher goes back to her desk picks up another item. She says, OK class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT. Little Johny replies I know teacher,its a banana. The teacher replies, no little Johny, its a tennis ball. But I like the way you think. At this point little Johny is furious. OK teacher, this one's for you, he stuck his hand in his pocket and said OK what am I Holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD. The teacher says, Little Johny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble. Little Johny replies, for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think.

Not mine i just want to drag it around the world
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