Its A Trap by Semper Fi

~~~ OK let me start this out, this isn't mine its a joke i was told my freshman year of high school thought i would share it with y'all~~~


OK Saddam Hussein i marching with a platoon of his troops.

he sees a marine standing at attention proudly on top of this sand dune.

this makes Saddam mad, so he sends two of his soldiers to kill the marine, well the marine runs down the hill, about two mins later he walks back on top of the hill. he straightens his hat, dust off his shoulders and folds his arms.

frustrated he sends 15 troops, the same thing happens the marine runs down the hill, about 30 mins later he goes back to the top of the hill, fixes his hat dusts off his shoulder and folds his arms.

finally Saddam is enraged sends the whole platoon and even calls for more and sends them to kill this one marine

he runs down, and they follow, dust is flying everywhere, you hear blood aching screams, just dust and everything is going crazy, about two hours later this one solider comes crawling out barely alive and tells Saddam

" sir Sir don't send anymore its a trap, its two marines"

~~~~~~~lmao i find this funny as hell since i am going in the marines, just vote and comment on this for me i would love to hear what y'all think~~~~~