I'm So Tired / My Day by Kenshin Himura

** Yes, at the moment, I'm dead tired and it has been a really long day. However, the things in this poem are and never will be true :P Sorry for getting your hopes up. ^_~




I'm dead tired
Today at work I got fired
I'm making my bed
Because I feel like I'm dead

I ran over a cat today
Even though I apologized I was called "gay"
Going 42 in a 40 lain
This speeding ticket is a real pain

I went to the pub for a tall cool drink
That's when I got called a dink
I ordered a few more
Trying to ignore the insults coming from the whor*

I gave her $50 and told her to take a piss
That she wasn't what I was looking for in a miss
On my way home I was encountered by her pimp
I kicked him in the gut and called him a shrimp

The rest I can't even re-call
Somehow my mate said she saw me in a mall
Trying on a few pairs of thongs and bra's
Leaving everyone watching in wonder and awe

I'm laying in bed
6 Beers shot to my head
Time to go to sleep
Now I'm going to go count my sheep