If I Were To Be A Pirate (funny Come And Sea) by ~*~Ayesha~*~

If I were to be a pirate
Then I pirate I would be
Just me and my scurvy crew
A sailin' out to sea.

If I were to be a pirate
Then a proud captain I would choose
Id sink my enemies to the depths
No battle I would loose.

If I were to be a pirate
Then I would steal, loot and plunder
Sailing the seven seas
In search of treasure and wonder.

If I were to be a pirate
And sail under my black sails
I would sit in my cabin with my crew
And tell my ghastly tales.

Of how many ships I had sent to the depths
And how many men I had killed
How many doubloons I had found
And how many treasure chests filled.

If I were a pirate
Then a pirate I would be
The image and the reputation would be fun
But the sea is not for me.