I WANT TO GO TO BRAT CAMP by Gettin.Through.It.All

I want to go to Brat Camp
To get me a new hat
I know how to get there
Hit my sister with a bat

Every Wednesday night
Around eight or nine
I watch the kids on Brat Camp
Thinking how it would be so fine

I could get allot of exercise
Hiking 7 miles a day
Hey mom Please send me to Brat camp
hey dad what do you say

I could loosen up my vocal chords
by yelling at the instructor
I found me a new way to get there
Hit my sister, saying i was a conductor

To climb a cliff in the desert
I'll just pretend I'm 007
Thats something i wanted to do anyways
Before I reached Heaven

I could tourcher the cat
or even torcher my sister
And when they put me in Brat Camp
I'll yell "YES I want to be here mister"