I Believe I Can Die (funny, Plz Read) by Goddess of the Night

I was really, really hungry
What I wanted was a mystery
Until I found my favorite food
The food that could give me a happy mood

If I can see it
Than I can eat it
If I just chew it
There's nothing to it

Oh, I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken wings
And those curly fry things
Oh, I don't believe I soar
I see me running into a closed door
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
Oh, I believe I can die

See, I was on the verge of dying
All I saw were those chickens flying
There are times in life that I must cry
It all started before I began to die

If I can see it
Than I can eat it
If I just chew it
There's nothing to it

Oh, I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted were some chicken wings
And those curly fry things
Oh, I don't believe I can soar
I see me running into a closed door
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
Cause I can't believe in me

Ouch, ouch, ouch

If I can see it
Than I can eat it
If I just chew it
There's nothing to it

I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted were some chicken wings
and those curly fry things
Oh, I don't believe I can soar
I see me running into a closed door
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
I can die, I can die, I can die
If I want chicken wings
I can die
Die!!!!!