I Am Poems by Justin

I am like William Shakespeare but i do not shake a spear.

I am like a flea making people fuss and cuss.

I am like Adolf Hitler causing boo boos everywhere.

I am trying to catch a bear but i cant bare to catch a bear because i drank too much beer.

I am funny but my money isn't funny, my mommy thinks I'm a dummy.

I am trying to speak to the bird who is up in the peak, his beak pokes me to speak.

I am bad, cause I'm sad, i think that i am just bad.

I am like smart as Albert Einstein but i act like you.