Her by RCM
Chatter, chatter, talk, talk,
Like a parrot, squawk, squawk.
In a group, natter, natter,
What’s that, what’s the matter?
Do say, Oh no!
What’s the time? Gotta go,
Must fly Oh hi!
What’s that? love your hat,
Am I thirsty? hot tea,
Just a little can’t stay
Do tell, what’d you say?
Chatter, chatter, squawk, squawk
Come and look come and see
Whisper, whisper did she?
Oh no not with him
In a hotel, was she seen?
Quick, quick just a tick
Kids are home all sick,
Well well, 'cause I wont tell
Chatter, chatter, squawk, squawk
Oh dear, look at her
Celulite, what a sight
Tut tut, never mind
In this world it takes all kinds
Chatter, chatter, talk, talk
Gotta go, gotta do, anytime toodledoo
By the way heard Sue say
Gossip, gossip, its true
Would I ever lie to you?
No way, of course I do
Husband's got a.....Oh! Hi Sue.
Gotta leave, must fly
See you on the by an by
Take my seat, have some tea
No way, rea-ally
Chatter, chatter, talk talk.
Just a minute, did you know
Annies daughters, Ah, no
The one thats got, thats right
Saw her only last night
Well yes, did you know
Another month, must go
Chatter, chatter, squawk squawk
Rumour, rumour, inuendo
Say a little then go
Half truth, part truth
Oh! Hello Ruth.
Did you know, dont tell
Well well thats swell
Have more cake, have more tea
What a witch, what a b
Common you can tell me
Gossip, gossip, yak yak
Talk behind the peoples back
Gossip gossip yak yak
Saw your mum the other day
Told me Jack has gone away
Left his wife left his kids
Said he really broke her ribs
Not true... how do you
Oh boy what to do
Yak yak start a rumour
Did you know he has a tumour?
Chatter chatter squalk squalk
Come and have a little talk
More cake more tea
Got to take a quick pee
Wait a bit there's Kit
Call her over, quick quick
Keep my place please wait
Just a small slice of cake
Chatter chatter talk talk
What a hag what a gawk
It appears that many of you find this poem difficult to understand, but it is simply a parody on females meeting in their daily rounds and expresses my chauvinistic concept of their converstaions.
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