Happy Birthday Mom! by Kayla

This is actually a birthday poem but they said it was too slang to go under there which is totally not true..i dont get it but whatever hope you like!

Today is your birthday
Sing you a song
Get it stuck in your head
Sing it all day long

Because today is your day
Do whatever you please
I hope whatever happens
Happens with ease

Get all excited
Get out there and dance
But whatever you do
Hold on to your pants

We can wait until its dark
To see a bright moon
So keep your pants on
And sing to this tune

Get this party started
Give it one big shout
It's your birthday Mom
This is what it's all about!

Okay...okay...
I'll quit being silly!
But you'll have to wait
Until you get your wet willy!

Naw, I'm just kidding
I got you something better
A retarded little poem
That I put together

I love you a ton
Have a wonderful day
Whatever should happen
Have it your way!

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