Hairy Butthole by Dominiash

A old lady just bought her first house ,so wanted to name it so she stepped out side and herd to Young boys fighting one said you " you big hairy but hole" so she named her house big hairy but then , she bought a cat and she couldn't think of a name so she went in the garden and step on a stick it went "CRACK" she named her cat crack the she lost her cat a week later so she went to her neighbors House and said i"I LOOK ALL AROUND MY BIG HAIRY BUT ABD COULDN'T FINE MY CRACK"