Gambling Is The Devil by Josh
Gambling Is The Devil
You start off watching,
Learning the game,
Picking up tips,
Observing the famed.
Your interest grows,
You decide to play,
You lose at first,
But get better by the day.
Next you hit it big,
Start thinking "this rules",
No one can beat you,
They're nothing but fools.
You sit down and play,
Flop a great hand,
Some dumba*s calls you,
You're bout to open a can.
He catches a lucky turn,
An even luckier river,
You're a bit nervous now,
Your leg starts to shiver.
You say "whatever",
And you go all in,
He's just bluffing,
You're sure to win.
The cards are turned,
You're heart is pumping,
You have a king high flush,
You're about to be jumping.
Next thing you know,
He shows a full house,
You think "what bullsh*t",
And feel as strong as a mouse.
You feel almost cheated,
It was so unfair,
You can't go out like that,
That call was practically a dare.
So you pull out more money,
And sit back down,
But you're on tilt now,
And about to drown.
What do ya know,
You lost again,
You're flat broke now,
And swear to never gamble again.
Gambling is the devil,
I guess it goes to show,
That after three whole days,
You're far from a pro.
~Josh Foredyce
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