Funny Things To Do (Not An Actual Poem) by ItGirl

These work just about anywhere, elevator, mall, school, etc.

1. Tap someone random on the shoulder, then look away when they turn to you.
2. When it's really silent, say: You all hear that right?
3. Wait till it's quiet, then tap the person next to you and ask: Was that your beeper?
4. Jump up and start screaming for no reason whatsoever
5. Start talking to someone random that you don't know, and pretend like you've been friends forever
6. When one of your friends starts talking to you, act confused, and pretend they are a total stranger. Then ask their name and pretend to have known it all along, while still pretending you don't know them (if that makes any sense)
7. Start giggling uncontrollably for no reason
8. Blurt out random words at random points of the day
9. Sit at a seat that you don't usually sit at (this is usually best in a cafeteria) with complete strangers and start talking to them
10. Start a sing-a-long! Lol!