Funky Foot Love by Brenda

There once was a woman named Jill
Who lived on top of a hill
She had one toe
But let no one know
Because she didn't want a high medical bill.

There once was a man named Joe
Who had an extra toe
He'd hobble around
Not making a sound
And not letting anyone know.

One day Jill went outside
She tripped and went for a ride
Off flew her shoe
In to the blue
She felt embarrassed and cried.

Joe was passing by and wanted to see
Just why she was melancholy
He took one look
At Jills foot
And realized they were meant to be.