Fruitcake Cracker by XDeathsXtragedy

OK, it's true, you called me Sammy-Bo-Bammy,
Even though I really hate it,
It makes me laugh every time I think of it,
Though you'll always be my little twit.

St. Louis was so much fun!
You have some very strange talents, Ethan!
I want to get to know you better,
I just have no idea where to begin.

I know I'm not supposed to talk about it,
But I just have to say it out loud,
You got high off of Purell hand sanitizer!
Did you honestly see little fish in the clouds?

"Can I have a hug?" you asked,
And of course I said no,
"OK, then I know you aren't mad at me,"
I have no idea what category in which you would go!

Some of the things you do seriously amaze me,
Like that thing with your arm, what the hell is that!
And in the restaurant! Oh my God!
Many people's attention you did attract.

You're my little fruitcake cracker!
Boy, that name I'll never forget,
That guy on the train sure got it right,
I can't believe you answer to that yet!

You are just so silly,
I'm so glad I met you,
Just keep up with your quirky actions,
And never change, just continue to be you!

*Dedicated to Ethan...you're so crazy!*

-Samantha Uelmen*2005