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FAMOUS LAST WORDS by Gettin.Through.It.All

Famous last words
are true to tell
there very last breath
to you they sell

Are you sure the powers off
your Friend might ask
but there fate for them
will end there task

Let it down slowly
He yells then shouts
But then your telling
Everybody lookout!

Of course the waters safe to drink
as your friend pours a glass
after his fatal cause
he ends up on his ass

I'm telling you the truth
its possible to swallow a marble hole
after a few minutes of choking
you bury him in a whole

what are the chances
of anything going wrong?
then just out of know where
You see King-Kong

Seriously he says
I'm a responsible driver
He takes his eyes of the road
Now there ain't one surviver

Its not that far down
as he insist to go on
just then you hear a splash
your friends long gone

SHARP? it ain't sharp
as he tells you to look
But uh oh his finger ends up
Part of the fishing hook

Trust me he says
as they turned of the road
Theres no looking back
now there cars being towed

No! this is how you do it
As he shows her the "right" way
Now there both lost at sea
slowly drifting away....


Famous last words, may be funny
Or may be sad to you
So make sure you say the right thing
Or you could end up living in a lean-to


ALORA (( Big LITTLE Bear ))

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