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Ex Boyfriend by Casey

I once knew a boy named Nate,
Whom I was unfortunate enough to date.
He'd often stare
At what he wished to see bare.
Then he'd get disgustingly excited,
an wouldn't bother to hide it.

He was a horrible liar,
Always trying to get what he'd desire,
Even if it wasn't from me!
But oh, how he'd plea!
He had little or no self control
Satisfaction his main goal.

He was horrible at kissing,
maybe it was passion that was missing.
With a personality so dim,
It didn't take me long to drop him.
I tried to warn others, but they just wouldn't listen
And now they must suffer his less than perfect kissing


*my ex boyfriend always wanted me to write a poem for him, now 8 months later, I've done it*

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