Emo Kid. by Not-Bulletproof ©
I sat at the front and they threw sandwiches at me,
And I cried because I'm emo and I'm ugly.
Don't laugh, it's not that funny.
I got these clothes from the Easter bunny.
Actually, not really. I took them from my sister.
You might think I'm gay, but was I gay when I kissed her?
I got off the bus and started going home,
And some fat kids threw sticks and stones.
So I got an axe from someone's yard,
And I started hitting them real hard.
Cut their f#cking heads off; skin their f#cking hides.
Take them to my secret room and leave none of them alive.
F#ck their corpses up the ass,
Drink their crimson blood from a glass,
Served to me on a skeletal platter,
Bones of some humans that never did matter.
Sell the body parts on the net,
Shit loads of money, why the f#ck should I regret?
Inject, cancer into my veins,
Creating the monster that feasts on your remains.
So then I went to Tim Horton's for a while,
When I saw the cashier, I smiled.
I fell in love at first sight,
Knowing me and him would be real tight.
I asked for a bunch and that is what I got
The kid nobody liked in love, who'd have thought?
We spent every day together,
Swore our love would be forever.
We even got it in a tattoo,
But then he dumped me after day two.
I was okay though, I'm used to shit luck,
I just went about my day and got onto the bus,
I sat in front and a sandwich hit my head,
I wanted to ignore it but I said something instead:
"Hey mother f#cker! B#tch, you're f#cking dead!
Who the f#cking hell throws a sandwich at an emo kid?!"
Adam Wright & Sarah Gammon ©
12/05/05
Just something we made up together.
Thanks for reading -xxx-.
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