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Chat With Rat by Nazeer Idroos

Chat with rat

Every home loves to keep a cat
Just because to keep away the rat
Cat and rat never goes for chat

Friends of mine took me out in a car
Very soon we all reached to a bar
Filled the stomach, and left for war

Think carefully before start anything to tell
Ensure that the words are studied very well
Even for any joke, do not say go to hell

Many women likes the lucky number seven
This number never lets them go heaven
Chances to heaven, are not given to all

I am preparing your last piece of meat
It will take few minutes just to heat
Until then, please do have your seat

Something is there for you to eat, just run
Make it quick because its nothing only a bun
Take it easy, all these jokes are to make fun
Because we are always out enjoying in sun

I always do make my poem to bend
The easiest way to enclose and send
Enjoy reading and I am at the end




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