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Animal Poem by ☆ButterflyStar☆

Me and my 6 year old sister made this up while waiting at the airport, there is also an 'interesting' dance that goes with it, everyone around us must have thought we were totally crazy..... it's really sad but it was quite fun to make stupid poems up again !!!


I am a moth,
I need a wash,
And when i wash,
I use a cloth.

I am a bee,
I need to pee,
And when i pee,
I pee in the sea.

I am a cow,
I wipe my brow,
I'm going to wipe my brow...
Right now !!

I am a cat,
I'm very fat,
And fat cats,
Always sit on mats.

I am a horse,
I drive a porshe,
I am a horse,
Oh yes of course.

I am a rat,
I live in a hat,
Yesterday i spat,
In the eye of a bat.

I am a blue-tit,
I am a twit,
And in a little bit,
I must scratch my nit.

I am a butterfly,
I float up high,
Really high in the sky,
But i'm really very shy.

I am a freak,
I live in a creak,
I'm really not meek,
I play hide and seek.


i told her i'd put it on a website 4 people 2 read, so if you'd like 2 comment, she'd be really happy !! :) xxxx

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