An Hilarious Joke by **starry eyes**
A man suspects his wife is cheating on him so one day on his way to work he sneaks back to spy on his wife, so hes listening through the window and he can hear a mans voice, so hes cursing away outside when his wife hears him and hides the man. The husband can hear rumbling and fumbling inside the house and he knows that his wifes hiding the man, so he storms in in a jealous rage shouting at his wife to tell him where she hid him but the wife doesn't respond, so hes storming through the whole house breaking everything thats in his way so he gos out to the balcony for a breather and he sees ten fingers hanging on to the balcony ledge, so hes really really angry cause he notices that its the man from upstairs, so he starts battering in his fingers, and the man drops, but he lands on a canopy and arrives on the ground uninjured.The husbands going, f**c sake i didn't kill 'em!! so he picks up this massive, gigantic fridge freezer and drops it onto the man, and sure enough he dies....later on in heaven Gods talking to Saint Peter and the conversation goes like this..
GOD:peter, heavens getting a little overcrowded, we'll have to be more careful with who we let into heaven..
PETER:how will we do that master?
GOD:well i think we should ask each person how they died and if they led a really terrible death then we'll let them in to heaven.
PETER:will do god.
*so later on that day*
one man comes up to peter and peter asks the man how he died, so the man says:well you see peter I'm a real fitness fanatic, and i was doing some skipping on my balcony when i fall over, so I'm shouting for help for ages and I'm just about to give up hope when this man walks out, and the maniac starts battering my bloody fingers in!!! so i fall, but i land on a canopy and i fall to the ground, still alive!!!.So I'm really really happy until the psycho threw a fridge freezer on top of me!!...so peter lets him into heaven.
the second man comes up and peter asks him how he died, so the man starts, well i was in this fridge freezer, see, and this absolute psychopath throws me off a balcony!!!!!!!.......
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