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Aladdin And Jasmine (conclusion) by ChuChi

*When we left off Jasmine got off the phone with somebody. When Aladdin demanded that she tell him who she was talking to, she invited him to come back home.*

Aladdin: Woman before I step in this house you better tell me who was on the phone.
Jasmine: It was my friend Simone.
Aladdin: Then why did it sound like you were talking to a dude.
Jasmine: This is the reason I broke up with you. It's my damn phone. Leave me the hell alone.
Aladdin: Jasmine, you better start talking fast.
Jasmine: Why don't you go watch Shaft.
Aladdin: That ain't important, anyway I was too obsessed.
Jasmine: OK then. I confess. It was Simone's boyfriend. Simone been cheating on him for Ken.
Aladdin: You are confusing me.
Jasmine: Ken goes with Barbie.
Aladdin: Oh.
Jasmine: I hope I don't sound like a ho. Roger was at the party. He came up and started talking to me. Simone was at home. She wanted to be alone. Roger asked was me and you still together. I said no and I will take that back forever.
Aladdin: So what happened.
Jasmine: I didn't know Simone was seeing Ken back then. I didn't cheat on you. Boy I will stick to you like glue.
Aladdin: Baby I'm so sorry.
Jasmine: No you need to forgive me.
Aladdin: What did you do?
Jasmine: Boy you ain't got a clue.
Aladdin: You told me you didn't cheat on me. Now here comes another story.
Jasmine: Just forgive me.
Aladdin: Why can't we be.
Jasmine: We are lying to each other.
Aladdin: Why couldn't you marry my brother.
Jasmine: You're such an idiot.
Aladdin: I can't believe I am listening to her s-h-i-t.
Jasmine: I think that you should leave.
Aladdin: Just tell me.
Jasmine: OK. I am cheating on you for Barbie.
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Hope you guys liked these. I am going to have some with Cinderella and other Disney people. LOL!!!!
ChuChi copy write 2005

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