A Funny Joke... by **starry eyes**
Paddy English man, Paddy Irish Man and Paddy Scots man all die in this freak accident, so they're at the gates of heaven and they meet God, so God says,'Right boys, welcome to heaven theres only one rule, Yous have to be really careful that you don'tStand on a duck......so the boys go into heaven theres ducks all over the place, they're covering the whole floor.So after about a day Paddy English man stands on a duck, and so God finds and tells that he must be punished, so he takes out this fat, hairy, smelly disgusting woman and tells Paddy that as his punishment he must remain handcuffed to this woman for all of eternity.So about a week later Paddy Scots man accidentally stands on a duck, so God finds him and tells him that he has to be punished, so he brings out this 98 year old man and tells him that he has to be handcuffed to this man for all of eternity, So Paddy Irish man lasts about a month, and doesn't stand on a duck, god comes and finds him one day and says to him, youve to be punished
, and he brings out this gorgeous Mediterranean beauty and tells Paddy Irish man that he has to be handcuffed to this woman for all of eternity so Paddy Irishman's happy as ever and he says, what have i done to deserve this? and the woman turns round and says, i dunno about you, but i stepped on one of those bloody ducks.
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