Friendship. by Brittany Felix

Friendship is like a trail in life that goes like this:
Picture you are a bird flying around,minding your own business,when out comes a large ginger tom cat to knock you on the ground .Just before it can finish the kill, however, a cow comes sidling over scaring the cat off. The cow placidly chews on grass for what seems like hours before taking a large dump ontop of your head. A human, seeing this merciless act of nature, runs out from the house and digs you out of the large cow flop and washes you off, fixing you up When you finally heal, this person decides to let you go, knowing you will thank her some day.

Moral: Friends and golden to have.No matter how many people come and knock you down and try to injure you, and no matter how many people try to shit on you, a good friend is there to pick you up and place you where you belong.